Gather the group chat, dim the lights, and prepare for a revelation: every circle of friends runs on four load-bearing personalities, and today you learn which one you are. The planner, the therapist, the wildcard, the anchor — one of these titles has belonged to you this whole time, whether you accepted the crown or not.
Seven questions follow, each a tiny stage on which your true self will perform. Answer with instinct, not strategy. Your friends could have told you the result years ago, obviously, but where is the drama in that?
1/7
Three days of total silence in the group chat. Who cracks first?
2/7
A friend calls you in tears at 11pm. What happens?
3/7
Pick your official title on the annual group trip.
4/7
Two friends are feuding and everything feels tense. Where are you?
5/7
Your friend's birthday is next month. Current status?
6/7
Honestly now: how do they describe you once you leave the room?
7/7
One hour before go time, the whole plan collapses. React.
